;)

CITIZEN TV's weather forecast last night 'Reduced wet weather activities expected throughout the country'
Someone (preferably fron CITIZEN)kindly explain what wet weather activities.

Seen on a matatu'We repair broken eggs'The person who saw this was unable to get the driver's contacts.Does anyone know him?better yet are you in possession of this manual?

A friend put a smile on my face this morning when she texted me this:
A jaluo is not a window cleaner,he is a transparent wall technician.
He doesn't say he is at Kencom,he is opposite Hilton Hotel.
He is not a watchman,he is a facilty security executive.
He is not a fisherman,he is an aquaculture industrialist.
He does not sweat,he perspires.
He does not bald,he reduces his hair to scalp ratio.
He does not change the topic,he subverts the contextual prefereces of the
conversational obligatory expectation.
He doesn't pay tax,he reviews his incone as stipulated by the constitution in
consultation with KRA.

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